100+ Funny Fantasy Premier League Team Names for 2025/26

Each year, the biggest decision for FPL managers doesn’t involve starting squads or captaincies. It’s about picking the right team name, and we have 100+ Funny Fantasy Premier League Team Names for 2025/26 right here!

You’ve raced to the computer, logged into FPL, grabbed a team ID, skipped past kit colours and quickly picked a first draft. The problem? You need a team name. Not just any name, one that gains you respect amongst the FPL community. The holy grail of a hilarious 20-character label that has never previously been thought of.

Alternatively, you could settle for one of the below!

AbraDubravka
Ait Nouri Geller
Ake Breaky Heart
Arne Hole’s A Goal
Arteta-tete
Ayew Being Served
Back of the Neto
Bacuna Mateta
Bad to the Bowen
Ballon D’awson
Bangers and Rashford
Ben Mee Shake Mee
Berge King
Blazinchenko Squad
Born in a Barnes
Botman and Robin
Botman Begins
Bowen 747
Bowen Arrow
Brennan Jerry’s
Bruno Dos Tres
Calafiori Sunshine
Carson Dioxide
Castagne Me Now
Champagne De Cordova
Cheesy Garnachos
Clyne of Duty
Dango Unchained
Darwin Theory
DropItLikeIt’sSlot
Endo Story
Exposed Areola
Eze Come, Eze Go
Fee Fi Foden
FeelsLikeSummerville
Femme Fatawu
FullKrugMetalJacket
Garnacho Chips
Gilmour Girls
Guantana Maupay
GvardiolsOfTheGalaxy
Haaland Oates
Haalandaise Sauce
Hakuna Mateta
Hall In One
Haven’t Jota Clue
Havertz Your Way
Hellmans Mainoonaise
Heung Like A Horse
High Faivre
HouseOfTheDragusin
I Love Lamp(tey)
I’m Yelling Timber
IncogNeto
Issa Ring Toss Game
Kamada Harris
Kids See Groß
Kilman Me Softly
Kinder Mbeumo
KudusToYou
Leif Right Now
Lil Eze Vert
Livin’ Saliba Loca
Los Porro Hermanos
Losing My Reguilon
LoveTheWaySzoboszlai
Major League Saka
Malo Gusto: Bad Fart
MattyCashInTheAttic
McGinn and Tonic
McKenna Kick It?
Men with Van De Ven
Mings of Power
Minteh Fresh
Mitomavirus
More Tea Vicario?
Mudryk To Life
Nkunku Clock
Øde Toilette
Odegaarden Partey
Ødeparfum
Old Havertz Kai Hard
Palmer Violets
Paqueta Crisps
PARTEYNEXTDOOR
Porro’d Time
Pro Evolution Saka
Quansah & Konsa
Que Salah, Salah
Raya Sunshine
Rice Rice Bebe
Rodri, You Plonker
Saka Potatoes
Saka White Rice
Saving Private Raya
Schär & Schär Alike
Schlupptown Dunk
Shaw Thing
She Sells Lascelles
Shiver Me Timbers
Slot Machine
Slot Shaming
Smith Rowe Vs Wade
Smith Rowe Your Boat
Snoop Udogie Dogg
Solanke-panky
Son hits the sky
Song of Rice Of Dier
Sons Of Angearchy
Sorry Nic Jackson
Sterling Silver
Stranger Ings
Szobosslads
Szoboszlai4aWhiteGuy
Targett Practice
Tarkowsky and Hutch
Tha’ts NumberHwang!
The Konate Kid
Tielemans Square
TonaliAddictedtoBass
Tuchel For School
Udogie Style
Under My Cucurella
Uptown Dunk
WeDontTalkAboutBruno
WindBeneathMyMings
Yoro Wizard Harry
Zirkzee & I Know It

Film & TV

Botman McGinns
Netflix and Chilwell
Stranger Mings
Pukki Blinders
Hector Salah Zanka
50 Shades O’Shea
Cash in the Matip
Come Digne with Me
Krul Intentions
Neville Wears Prada
Finding Timo
Alisson Wonderland
Sancho Unchained
Slumdog Mignolet
Minority Laporte
Dumb and Dummett
Löw Island
Thomas the Frank Engine
Obi 1 Kenobi 0
Obi Wan Iwobi
Game of Throw-ins
When Harry Met Salah
Dude, Where’s Micah?
Hotel? Thiago
Better Call Saúl
If Tomori Never Comes

Food & Drink

Turkish De Ligt
Kinder Mbeumo
Eat well and Drinkwater
Baines on Toast
Kelechi Eatin’ Nachos
Chiellini Con Carne
Who Ate All Depays?
Parmesan Belgrade
Need a Botlla-Kotchap
Dunk Those Busquets
Chicken Tikka Mo Salah

Life Advice & Motivation

My Hits Don’t Lie
Doumbia, my Lord
Mbemba, You’re a Womble
Purple Reina
No Kane, No Gain
One Size Fitz Hall
Old Havertz Kai Hard
#YOLO Toure
Mirror, Signal, Malouda
Ctrl, Alt, De Laet
Holgate, For Healthier Gums
Mate, You’re Puncheon!
Victor Moses Lawn

As well as our 100+ Funny Fantasy Premier League Team Names for 2025/26, you can also get ready for the new 2025/26 season with our essential guide!